“While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 years old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench. At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures. When the child saw his father with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’ The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.The next day that man committed suicide.”
Like most stories you find on Facebook these days, the first time I read this story, I found that it was beautiful and bullshit. Then a friend sent it to me on Whatsapp as part of those “Send to 10 other people you love” messages, then I thought maybe it wasn’t so bullshit. But for the sole reason that I found it first on Facebook, I scientifically concluded that it was still bullshit. The point however, is that it makes an apt illustration of how each one of us can be when we lose it. Its name is wrath ladies and gentlemen and it’s another one of the seven deadly sins. [If you haven’t read Invidia yet, you can read it right here.]
Control, is one of those feelings we are genetically programmed to jealously guard like a kid guards his golden sand castle. Everyone wants to be in control of their situations. Control what they say, control what they do, control what they think, control what they eat (and weigh). But like all things shiny and oily, you lose that control once in a while. You crash into a mushroom farm miles off the calm highway. And when you lose the brakes on your anger, you have wrath. Red hot blinding rage.
I believe we’ve all been in one of those situations in our lives. Even the most tolerant that walks amongst us has lost it at some point. All of the anger builds up, there’s no extra space for dinner. And the only outcome is letting it all go. All of the anger, all of the malice, all of the hatred. We lose control of it all and let fly. At something, at someone. And then when it’s all over and we’re back to calm-ville, we feel better. But we also regret it. Most times.
After regret comes justification. We want to believe our moment of rage was justified. That it was the best way to deal with the situation, but it never really assuages our sense of regret. If anything, it only drives home the point: you shouldn’t have.
Being wrathful gives you a sense of control, which is ironic, because you’re actually out of it. You might think hitting the wall with your bare knuckles is understandable because your internet connection is bad, but all you’re gonna be left with when you calm down would be limp bloody knuckles, and a very bad internet connection. Or you might think burning down a building because you can’t find your phone is what rational people do, until you realise you almost killed people too. Which is what a woman totally did.
When I was in high school, I hit my friend. We were at a new year’s party and the microphone was lying idle for a while. He grabbed it and within earshot of everyone that wasn’t deaf at the party, declared I was dating a girl in my class. A girl I didn’t exactly even like. It was a joke, but not to me. I got the most readily available wood log and hit him in the knee. We squared at each other but got separated. We didn’t say ‘Hello’ for two years. I wouldn’t say sorry because that would mean I’m admitting I was a jerkhole with zero sense of humour, and he wouldn’t say sorry because, well, maybe because I was a jerkhole with zero sense of humour that hit him with a log in the knee. We eventually skipped the sorry part and are friends again (for those of you that care), but we’re never getting those two years back. I was a dick then, I’m a dick now. We’re all dicks because we all lose it. At some point, we all do.
Now I’m not about to sell you a manual on how best to take control of your issues. If I had to teach you about control, that would make you freaky mutants, and I’ll be Professor X (without the degree, and baldness). And you’re never gonna believe me anyway if I told you the ancient method of control is licking your nostrils with your tongue (you can go ahead and try it anyway). What I’ll however do, is state the obvious and prescribe more doses of control for you. Control your anger as best as you can or channel it into something else. Anything but wrath. Control, and more control.
Benjamin Franklin said, “Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.” If you’re able to look past Lee Iacoca’s teeth-grinding name, you’ll probably see sense in him saying, “In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger into something positive.”
I think I agree with them because…why not?